Thinkification is a GO

"Thinkification--Let's go!" was the pre-boardgame ('Stadt, Land, Fluss' to be precise) battle cry of a friend one night and I think it is appropriate that a space dedicated to collecting the best of the quote world has a name itself inspired by a quote.

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“I use this product called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” because sometimes when I’m having toast I like to be incredulous. “How was breakfast?” “Unbelievable.”

—Demetri Martin
Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You're...selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He's got me there.

“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.”

—Abraham Lincoln

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.”

—Murphy’s Law

“I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.”

—Groucho Marx

“Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.”

—Rabindranath Tagore

“Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.”

—Kin Hubbard

“If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.”

—Jim Davis

“You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies - all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.”

—Steve Martin

“True friends stab you in the front.”

—Oscar Wilde

“I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.”

—Unknown

“Philosophy is just a hobby. You can’t open a philosophy factory.”

—Dewey Selmon