Thinkification is a GO

Mar 12

“I use this product called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” because sometimes when I’m having toast I like to be incredulous. “How was breakfast?” “Unbelievable.” — Demetri Martin

Jan 10

• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
• Homer: You're...selling what, now?
• Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
• Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
• Apu: He's got me there.

“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.” — Abraham Lincoln

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” — Murphy’s Law

Jul 13

“I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.” — Groucho Marx

Jul 12

“Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.” — Rabindranath Tagore

“Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.” — Kin Hubbard

Jul 11

“If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters.” — Jim Davis

Jul 10

“You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies - all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.” — Steve Martin

“True friends stab you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde

Jul 09

“I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” — Unknown

“Philosophy is just a hobby. You can’t open a philosophy factory.” — Dewey Selmon